I'm Back! With A Lot of News

Okay. So, yeah , here are the news.


First of all, Bashar, the commenting contest (Comment, Comment, Comment!) has been delayed a month.
Second of all I will not be able to solve 2x2x2s due to me learning the Ortega Method for 2x2x2.
Third of all, I can solve Square-1 in less than 4 minutes if there is no parity error!
And last but not least, ThyssenKrupp Elevators are crummy and Otis and Schindler Elevators are awesome.
=Awesomeness
=More awesomeness
=Crummy
To prove that ThyssenKrupps are crummy, here.